YouJudge.com- Crazy X-Factor/Idol Auditions

Here are a few of the many auditions that shocked me, made me have a spaz attack on the floor with laughter and confused-me.com!! Which one out of these do you think is the most craziest??? Are there any that you think are way worse than these? Post the link if you find it on youtube...


This is my favourite. She looks like she's come straight out of Nollywood. Loving the passion she puts into it and the pyschotic remix dance!!!


These guys are classic! If all fails start giving the judge's your hard times speech!
The guy was slightly cute, gay but cute...or is that just me? "American iiii bye bye... will get you from A to Z... a b c d e f geee"...And the award for the most creative lyrics go to...


ONE WORD: STOPPPPPPPP!!!


Ryan C... This guy is BAITTT!!! And I do agree with Simon, his voice is aaight, nothing special. His road attitude was too funny... zooop zooop zooop!!!


"Mat Tuck from bullet from my valentine"???? Who the hell is he!!! This is truly one scary woman.


Now move over Eminem...
the Yorkshire Rapper is coming to take your crown...
just coz you got attacked errrr, don't Be down...
you can always try again, again...
OH DEAR!

Mangolicious Out.

I'm just popping to the market for some feet!!

This is real and can be found in Jankara market in Lagos, Nigeria. MyGhanadaily.com reports that human body parts are found all over the market, including ears on the floor and other disturbing parts of the human anatomy!! The market does not only specialise in body parts but also has your everyday groceries like poultry and veg. Greaat Lamb and Leg stew...

When reading the article my first thought was that they must be carnivores, but then I considered the geographical location of these activities and figured they are using the body parts for Occult activities, otherwise known as Ju Ju. There are some formalities that have to be adhered to before purchasing any body parts...

"The dealers know their terrain and the world they inhabit.They smell and sense danger in the air all the time. They are inclined to do business with you if you mention and have a prove of a regular Juju priest and customer. Even at this, they will still carry out a check on you. There’s no physical search. Under the pretex of “bringing your thing”, they will call your guarrantor and run a check on you. Any discovery of falsehood, they will cancel the deal and melt out of sight, leaving you to wait forever" (Source: SunNews Online)

Talking about Ju Ju hears the lastest Video from Grime star JME, Ju Ju Man. Loving the Manga style animation.


Mangolicious Out.

2009 BEST AWARD GOWNS SO FAR...

Yet again the awards season is passing us by and above are just a select few of D.S's most adored gowns displays by the these A Lister's. What I ♥ is the effortless chic-ness each one of these ladies display.

Newcomer Freida Pinto has stormed ahead of many celebs that have paraded the Red Carpet over the years with her ruffled pink Oscar De La Renta frock. Watch out VB(Posh), you just may have a contender in your constant style race.

Beyonce manages to take control over 'Miss Sasha Fierce', because we all know the crazy style mistakes and the parading of House of Dereon happens when 'Sasha' takes the lead. Beyonce opts of a eye catching beaded Elle Saab number which demonstrate her ability to pull off true Hollywood glamour.

Mad Men ice queen January Jones rocked a pleated Versace gown but what finished of her look was the tangerine lip colour...Perfecto combo!

Maggie Gyllenhaal yet again shows she's an elite at illustrating Hollywood glamour to the tee. This fashion forward Lanvin leopard print off the shoulder number brings tingles down my spine. It's not the average silk/ chiffon gown But still manages to pull it off with the length. Heres my own attempts with a partially similar number although it's not quite Oscar standards but I'm still loving it!!


Can't wait to see what the celebs are going to pull out the bag on Oscar night.

Mangolicious Out.

D.S TOP 5 JAMS

1. Fleet Foxes - Ragged Wood
Rightfully named no.1 album of the year by the Rolling Stones, The Guardian and The Times, Fleet Foxes have revived Indie Folk Pop in a way which feels one with a nostalgia of childhood outings on school trips, days in the country and all the innocent tendencies we had before puberty struck (Well for me anyway). The Seattle based five piece soft, choir-Esq vocals compliment their deep lush, layered sound. Ragged Wood is taken from their self titled debut album which also features the hit White Winter Hymnal. Definitely a feel good anthem in the times of the 'Great Depression/ Recession'


2. Rihanna - Rehab
Rehab I can say is truly one of the few songs I rate acceptable from the Bajan/ beat-up songstress. I have taken a shocking liking to this heart churning melody, well more than a liking since it's been on a constant loop for a well. But its not due to the 'unique' vocals of Rihanna but instead the sheer unadulterated talent of MR JT formally known as Justin 'Trousersnake' Timberlake... Remember that? OK I have held back from commenting on the traumatic domestic that went down with boyfriend Chris Brown but what I will Say is that she can finally sing this song knowing that she can truly relate to it and some people are going to empathise with her by listening to more and more of Rehab... Kerrrchiing!! More dollars to spend on endless tattoos and piercings. Also apparently she had bite marks on her arms and inner thigh. Missy don't start adding bruising from your kinky activities to the altercation that occurred!


3. Leona Lewis - Run
Absolutely digging this ballad from Leona. Haven't been a fan of previous singles as they fail miserably to showcase her amazing vocals. The Snow Patrol cover was the fastest selling digital release ever, selling 69,244 copies in two days and also managed to get a Grammy nomination. Keep up the good work Leona and stay away from Lois Walsh's Pandora's Box of evil covers!!


4. John Legend - It's Over
I hardly ever purchase an album but on this occasion I felt inclined to as this song was only available when purchasing the whole Evolver album, to my knowledge. I searched all other possible routes but failed to find :( The catchy beat featuring Mr K West on his Vocoder added I life to a surprisingly DEAD compilation of depressingly melodramatic soulful songs, with the exception of the single Green Light. A tad bit disappointed that I didn't wait a little longer to see if the ‘routes’ would finally work.


5. Inner City - Goodlife
Now this is what I call happiness! So loving this 80s electro dance tune. It should be illegal not to play it at every rave or party, as it would be incomplete without. Although I'm feeling slightly guilty listening/dancing to it right now as I tend to forget I have got 1000s of word to be dissertating on and until the 5th May (last deadline) I can't truly enjoy this Jam. Not to worry once I'm done I’ll be all about the place moshing to this!!!

Mangolicious out.

Women as Bitches?????

Hi all!!! This is my first time posting on here so I hope you like it...



Now I'm sure were all familiar with this years Celebrity Big Brother and all the commotion surrounding Coolio, don't worry I'm not accusing you of actually watching it so you don't have to admit to anything! We've heard the claims and accusations of bullying but we've also been told about Coolio's disrespectful attitude to women through the use of the word 'bitches'. Name calling is a horrible horrible thing in any circumstance but I want to pose the question 'Is Coolio being disrespectful or just calling it as he sees it?'. Whilst all the other house mates were disgusted at his choice of word, Coolio didn't intend it as a describing word for all women, just the ones who are promiscuously searching for love in the hands of a rich rapper and he seems more than able to create a distinction between the two showing high levels of respect for (most of) the women in the house.

So whats your view of the use of this word, is it always unacceptable or justifiable in cases where the actions shown demand no respect.

STILL LOOKING FOR A BARGAIN???

First and foremost I want to wish you all a Happy New Year!!! Ok I know I'm a bit late but essay writing and deadlines cannot be helped.
So January = Sales for most of you, but unfortunately my attempts failed as I got literally pushed from Topshop's sale section into the non-sale section and ending up handing over £100 for three pieces of polyester mix rags. So for those of you in the same positions as me there is still time to catch a bargain from the people at www.buymywardrobe.com who will bring you designers such as Gucci and Marc Jacob from fashionistas from Gucci head quarters, What Not To Wear stylist Zoe Lem amongst others. The event takes place in London's Covent Garden on 31st January 2009 and they claim there are items starting from as little as £5.
For More information visit www.buymywardrobe.com

Cheryl's No.1 Celeb?!

Cheryl Cole has topped a MTV news poll to become the public's favourite celebrity of 2008. It seems that Girls Aloud member has captured the hearts of many since her troubles with her straying hubby Ashley Cole and her stint as a judge on X Factor. Not that I have anything against the Geordie lass but shouldn't we applaud people with real talent and she is clearly lacking if we go by recent performances on X Factor and The Girls Aloud Party. Don't agree, just watch this, oh and Simon Cowells face!

Baby + Grammy

Crossover star M.I.A has informed fans on her blog that her baby is due the same day as the Grammy's, February 8th 2009. So if she does decide to attend it is quiet possible she could be making a speech and next thing you know there is a puddle on the stage, Yikes!!

SURVIVORS

BBC One tonight brings us episode three of the six part drama Survivors. The plot of Survivors focuses on a group of survivors of a fictional flu-plague epidemic that ate the immune systems of large proportion of mankind. They now have to start a new life in a vicious world in where people will kill to hold on to a lifetime supply pop-tarts and pickled eggs from Netto. Well I know I would at least go up-market to Waitrose and live my end days in style. The storyline itself is not pushing boundaries as it would be more likely that you would end up left behind with your arc-enemy or the t-pain look-alike that stalked you on your journey to work. But luckily for them they are all reasonably good looking especially the Asian playboy Al Saqid played by Phillip Rhys, I know I wouldn't mind starting a new mankind with him. Unfortunately it hasn't quite got the same creative flair as lost, it would be ingenious to see a talking polar bear jump out of the Netto ready to defend his property with a machine gun, it might grab in a few more viewers. If your baffled by the goings on its worth taking a peak tonight at 21:00 on BBC One even if it is just drool over hunk Phillip Rhys.

Mangolicious Out

Any suggestions on how justice for Baby P can be achieved?

In further developments in the campaign for justice for Baby P three senior figures at Haringey council have been suspended as result from the findings in the tragic 16 page report. At the full front of the blame is the director of children's service is Sharon Shoesmith, who has been suspended with full pay. Does that sound like justice to you? Shoesmith is on a yearly salary of £100,000, so how is she being convicted by sitting at home comfortable still racking in the cash? But how can justice for Baby P be fully achieved or is it ever achievable considering the torture Baby P suffered. Should the price to pay for his death be increased?